Sure as shit, as soon as I'm out of sight the guy heads over to a car and pulls something that looks like speaker wires. But wait that's not speaker wires, it's a fricken hose! Then he bends over and picks up a gas can!
So I call 911 and report him....very detailed description since I'm looking right at him. As I'm on the phone with 911 he takes off with some chick down the side street.
A few minutes later I look down the street and see the lights. Looks like they caught him red handed


Then a few minutes the later cop was parked in front of my office. I went out to have a look, and the thief was in the back seat flipping me off.......

